edit February 2026: After like 5 years, for whatever reason, this game is still the one of mine that people search for more than any other, so I made it public again. "Enjoy"? God this is embarrassing.

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2021:

play by clicking/dragging mouse around, like your mouse is a hand holding onto the guy.

to clarify for sweet baby jesus's sake, this game is bad on purpose. made for a game jam where you "focused on bad design, horrible mechanics, and stupid ideas." ironically I kind of think it's a fun concept. at least it looks and sounds like shit.